Derpy Dirk and the Fight With the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch -- A (NOT FOR KIDS) Derp Sandwich Chapter Book by Derp Sandwich

Derpy Dirk and the Fight With the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch -- A (NOT FOR KIDS) Derp Sandwich Chapter Book

By Derp Sandwich

  • Release Date: 2011-06-23
  • Genre: Fiction & Literature
Score: 3.5
3.5
From 391 Ratings
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Description

Derpy Dirk is your average kid, except for one thing: he's totally nerdy and quirky and not actually average at all! Join Dirk in this kooky adventure as he tries to get along with his annoying and often physically abusive siblings, withstands an unrelenting onslaught of juvenile humor, and even faces the dreaded school bully in a battle that is quite literally to-the-death. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and I will be rewarded by scoring millions of sales and a movie deal for following the same tired formula that your kids eat up every single time.

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY A CHILDREN'S BOOK. CHILDREN WHO READ THIS BOOK WILL BECOME CONFUSED AND/OR CRY.

Reviews

  • Absolute trash

    1
    By This is trash.
    It was absolute trash I was disgusted by the negativity of the selection of words. As I was reading to my 5 year old daughter the language was disgraceful. Not something to read to your child. I do not know why they put in the child's section of iBook store. 😡😔
  • Rudest yet funniest and greatest books I've read!!!

    5
    By Mypetboris
    This is by far the weirdest and rudest book I've read! Yet this is very enjoyable to read for some strange rea
  • I sniff but crack

    5
    By Taro.tdm
    Eggrollz are MLG, they 360 No Scoped me
  • Worst book ever

    2
    By Anfhfnvmd
    You know how people say never judge a book by its cover, well I'm sorry I didn't. From the moment I opened the book it was horrible,gross ,too rude for young children and just plain stupid, I wish I didn't waste my time looking it up on the iBook book store and getting it
  • Dearly hobby

    5
    By Nattyisthebomb
    Catnip
  • What the heck?

    1
    By Giulsy
    This book is really stupid and inappropriate. I would never recommend it.
  • Great

    3
    By Sharpsniper117
    This is a great and different type of book it is good but wierd
  • Hate it

    5
    By Priyavids
    Weirdest book ever and I hate it! Sorry but that's my opinion and it will never become a movie, like it says in the book. It only took my 15 minutes to read and it is just foul and gross. There is No way I would recommend it to some one. My friend recommended it to me and she said, "Look how weird this book is." And I read it, it's just gross; a child could mistake it for a children's book! My rating: 0/5 stars How the book made me feel: 😱😴 Bye
  • The best book ever

    5
    By Huggels
    This is like the best most funniest book ever I could just read it 100000 times thank u so much for making this p.s neat neat name I also can't stop reading it bye😎
  • Inappropriate discusting book

    1
    By 2 sims
    Not suitable for children, disgusting book. It's about time books had ratings just like movies!! The kid is in fourth grade same as my child. So inappropriate that I am taking this further with publisher! Not happy!

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